• Dr. Alex

The Top 6 Reasons She Won't Sleep With You

Updated: Jul 26, 2018

YOU’RE CHEAP-You left a shitty tip, you asked her to Venmo you ten bucks, or you said: “You get this one, I’ll get the next one?”  If you are stingy out of bed, she assumes you’ll be the same between the sheets. If you’re low on funds, take her for a romantic picnic in the park. All you need is a sheet, a sketch pad and a bottle of decent wine. Here are some great ones under $10. DO NOT SHOW UP WITH CHATEAU DIANA. If you can’t afford a decent bottle, get a fucking job.

YOU DON’T KNOW HOW TO STFU: You talked WAY too much about yourself, your bros, your job, your dog, and you didn’t ask her anything about her world. This is the fastest way to make a woman go from “into it” to “over it”.

YOU LIVE LIKE A SLOB: If you got her back to your place and she left promptly thereafter, it’s most likely because she was appalled by the way you live. Read NSA Principle 2 and eliminate everything on that list from your home.

YOU CAN’T KISS: I can teach you. Saturday, July 28th. Joe’s Pub NYC. Reserve a seat.

SHE’S JUST IN IT FOR THE FREE FOOD:  If she’s super responsive to texts but always super busy unless it’s dinnertime, if she always wants to bring her super fun friend along, if she tells you you’re super sexy, but you’ve known her for two months and haven’t kissed yet, or if you met her on Craig’s List–she’s probably a Food Whore.

SHE’S JUST NOT THAT INTO YOU: It happens, brah. RIP and move the fuck on.

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*Dr. Alex Schiller is a character created and performed by Roslyn Hart. Roslyn Hart holds no advanced degrees in medicine or psychology and the advice contained on this website is based on her personal opinions and experiences. Though a character, Dr. Alex has helped thousands of real life human beings transform themselves and fulfill their sociosexual desires through her live dating show Never Sleep Alone, which is currently in residence at Joe's Pub at The Public Theater in New York City. Her first book, NEVER SLEEP ALONE, was published under the Gallery Books imprint of Simon and Schuster Publishing in 2015. Dr. Alex is also available for one-on-one consultations and can work with you to help you create the life you’ve always wanted.